The 12 days of Christmas

Weekend car trips = time on hands and silliness.

My 12 days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas my family gave to me, a mind that has gone crazy.
On the second day of Christmas my family gave to me, two muddy shoes and a mind that has gone crazy.
One the third day of Christmas my family gave to me, three time outs, two muddy shoes and a mind that has gone crazy.
On the fourth day of Christmas my family gave to me, four potty breaks, three time outs, two muddy shoes and a mind that has gone crazy.
On the fifth day of Christmas my family gave to me, five graying hairs! Four potty breaks, three time outs, two muddy shoes and a mind that has gone crazy.
On the sixth day of Christmas my family gave to me, six goodies baking, five graying hairs! Four potty breaks, three time outs, two muddy shoes and a mind that has gone crazy.
On the seventh day of Christmas my family gave to me, seven bottles of wine, six goodies baking, five graying hairs! Four potty breaks, three time outs, two muddy shoes and a mind that has gone crazy.
On the eighth day of Christmas my family gave to me, eight "are we there yets," seven bottles of wine, six goodies baking, five graying hairs! Four potty breaks, three time outs, two muddy shoes and a mind that has gone crazy.
On the ninth day of Christmas my family gave to me, nine dogs a barking, eight "are we there yets," seven bottles of wine, six goodies baking, five graying hairs! Four potty breaks, three time outs, two muddy shoes and a mind that has gone crazy.
On the tenth day of Christmas my family gave to me, ten loads of laundry, nine dogs a barking, eight "are we there yets," seven bottles of wine, six goodies baking, five graying hairs! Four potty breaks, three time outs, two muddy shoes and a mind that has gone crazy.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my family gave to me, eleven early mornings, ten loads of laundry, nine dogs a barking, eight "are we there yets," seven bottles of wine, six goodies baking, five graying hairs! Four potty breaks, three time outs, two muddy shoes and a mind that has gone crazy.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my family gave to me, twelve "please stop talkings," eleven early mornings, ten loads of laundry, nine dogs a barking, eight "are we there yets," seven bottles of wine, six goodies baking, five graying hairs! Four potty breaks, three time outs, two muddy shoes and a mind that has gone crazy.